MIKE: "Hotels are a naturally creepy place... Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died?"
I'll never be able to sleep in a hotel bed again. THANKS A LOT.
If I merely recognize that I am of a passive-aggressive nature, is that enough? Or do I actually have to try and correct that part of myself?
Some fantastic quotes from today:
"Hi Cory, nice hair."
"Thanks, buddy."
"Where did you get your hair?"
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"Cory, is it time to go to grandma and grandpa's house?"
"Yeah, buddy, we're on our way."
"Yaaay, going to grandma and grandpa's house!"
(silence)
"Cory, can you say that? Can you say 'yaaay'?"
"Um, yaaay?"