Sweet and plain, unsingable name

Posted by Cory , Wednesday, October 28, 2009 6:57 PM

MIKE: "Hotels are a naturally creepy place... Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died?"

I'll never be able to sleep in a hotel bed again. THANKS A LOT.

I've been making eyes at you all night

Posted by Cory , Sunday, October 25, 2009 4:21 PM

If I merely recognize that I am of a passive-aggressive nature, is that enough? Or do I actually have to try and correct that part of myself?

When the roof caved in and the truth came out

Posted by Cory , Friday, October 2, 2009 6:23 PM

Some fantastic quotes from today:

"Hi Cory, nice hair."
"Thanks, buddy."
"Where did you get your hair?"

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"Cory, is it time to go to grandma and grandpa's house?"
"Yeah, buddy, we're on our way."
"Yaaay, going to grandma and grandpa's house!"
(silence)
"Cory, can you say that? Can you say 'yaaay'?"
"Um, yaaay?"