You make my dreams come true.

Posted by Cory , Monday, August 31, 2009 6:50 PM

Watch this:

Now, go see this movie as soon as humanly possible.

No one else will know these lonely dreams

Posted by Cory , Saturday, August 29, 2009 12:31 PM

Dear people of the universe:

Please stop asking me if I know anything about my damn project.

I do not yet know if I passed.

When I know, you will know.

Until then, kindly refrain from bringing it up.

I cannot be held responsible for the string of expletives that my pour forth from my mouth.


This is the sound of settling

Posted by Cory , Friday, August 21, 2009 9:38 PM

I'm wicked excited for the release of "Inglourious Basterds".

Not because I want to see it or anything.

I'm just tired of listening to Brad Pitt speaking in that obnoxious accent about "killin' nat-zis".

I am with you still

Posted by Cory , Tuesday, August 18, 2009 9:33 PM

You don't even know how hard I laughed the first time I saw this. Thank you, F/X, for running "The Day After Tomorrow" one night when there was nothing else on.

iPhone screen caps are fun!

Posted by Cory , Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:01 PM

I love my little brother.

Say that to my face

Posted by Cory , Wednesday, August 12, 2009 5:31 PM

Hey! Hi! So.

Fingers crossed, I should know the grade for my corrected IBI project by the end of the week. Either I get a raise, or I get a new job. Woo!

Speaking of work, I started working with a new client a few weeks ago. He JUST turned 3, so this kid is pretty much brand new to therapy. He was dressed like a little hipster today: little rolled-up faux distressed jeans, polo shirt and Vans. The only thing that would have made it even more adorable is if he still had his pompadour-esque half mohawk. If I could legally post a picture, I would. You don't even know.

Here's a little something for your trouble.